Allright yall, this is it. I haven't thrown a fat ass party in quite a while since the last one got busted at my house, but here it is. I'm turning 21 on April 30, but that is right before finals week. So to make up for it I rented out Will Roger's Theater in OKC to throw a huge ass party. I had to fork out a lot of cash for this one so it is gonna cost $5 to get in. But there is good news.

1. First, I spent some extra cash and got a DJ with double sound systems so the whole place should be shakin'.
   
2. Second, I spent even more money to get it on the Friday that finals are over at OU so everyone can come.
   
3. And last but most important of all, I used the last of my money and borrowed some from my parents to guarantee free beer for EVERYONE.

That's right, I said FREE BEER (at least untill eleven o'clock). So if you're reading this you better get your ass there and you better bring every body you fucking know. And if you have any special requests, give me a call.